Wednesday, September 30

Pretty ugly?

I.Just.Died.Laughing.At.This.

Epic fail man. Epic fail.





In case you couldn't catch what she was saying, here's the manual, haha.

RL: Hi, I'm Ris Low...Currently I'm majoring in *think* Diploma in Health Science and Horse Pee Telly Tee and Travel Tourism. Right now I'm studying...STEEL
Host: Ris, are you a fashionista?
RL: Yes I am meheh *look at her face*
Host: How do you define your style?
RL: Well I define my style as my...own personality. I go by my mood.
Host: Oh.
RL: Yes!
Host: So if you're feeling naughty, what do you wear?
RL: If I'm feeling naughty, I'll wear something RED. And LOUD *host couldn't stop laughing* Something you know...BOOMS. Something that shouts ME! lmao
Host: *still laughing* Ok. What is the most daring thing that you have worn then?
RL: The ... that I've won is a piece of bikini and just jeans and...strut down Orchard Road.
Host: Really you done that! ~like I care~
RL: Yes!
Host: And what was people's reactions?
RL: I rrrrrr know because I don't really care...
Host: ~like I care~
RL: Is about me! Yah so...The fashionis...fashion sense is about me so...Yarr, everything's about how I see myself.
Host: WOW. Ris so you're the DARING fashionista in this pageant. Is that your strategy to win?
RL: *smile smile* I guess that's my strategy...yah because...Everybody's unique, everybody's yah...*I think she wanted to say more, oh well...*
Host: The winner this year is going to be heading down to South Africa and coincidentally, I find that a lot of the fashion which is in this season are safari, animal prints. Very African inspired. *notice RL's expression* What do you think about this? Are you a fan of African... South African influences?
RL: *excited* Yesss I'm a huge fan of South Africa. I love safari, I love leopard prings You know ZE-BRAAAAAA! You know, that sort of the things.
Host: ~duh! Of course I know zebra and she cuts her off haha~ Ok! How do you wear it? How do you wear animal prints? Because not everyone can pull it off. It can come across as a bit trashy, right? When some people wear it. I mean do you agree with me on this? How do you wear it?
RL: *she said yes at 1st* Not...Can wear leopard prints with dark jrreans...It's all right. You know?Neutral colors and erm...*looked up and hope to find answer there* khaki...Khaki green. You can pull it off with leopard prints and...Zebra prints...Yah!
Host: ~finally it's done!~ Oh...Ok...
RL: That's how it liked them...
Host: Thanks Ris.

That was quite fun no? xDDD

Take note that I am in no way trying to make fun of her or anyone else, I just need to post this... Friendly post? ^^


There are many thing in life that will catch your eye,
But only a few will catch your heart...Pursue those.
~Michael Nolan~